$100 TATTOO
Monday, February 5, 2007 12:00 | 184 viewsPosted in category Funny
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
…Larry is recovering in room 232 at Johns Hopkins Hospital
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February 5th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I think you can restore what you had. The site looks like it’s been taken out.
February 5th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Huh?
RT Cunningham. Your IP was placed in my AntiLeech for some reason?
You just experienced what a splogger will see if they try to steal my content. What you saw would appear on their site. LOL.
February 5th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Ah, I see. Well, I think you made your point.
February 5th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
ROFLMAO! This she said “blow this” right before she put him in the hospital?
February 5th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
In cold weather my tattoo reads “SASK” but the actual word I have tattooed on my penis is “SASKATCHEWAN”.
February 6th, 2007 at 1:57 am
HA! Good one Larry.