$500 Sex

Thursday, March 2, 2006 8:23 | 155 views
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, ” I want to have SEX with you right now! I’ll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!”

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man’s proposition. Her girlfriend said, “when he drops the $500 on the ground I’m sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened.”

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. What happened?” the girlfriend asked.



The lady said ” That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters!


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