A Scary Story

Thursday, October 19, 2006 10:50 | 150 views
Posted in category Funny

 A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

 BUMP…

 BUMP…

 BUMP… 

  Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image  of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward  him.

 Hoping CoffinBUMP…

 BUMP…

 BUMP…

 Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing  quickly behind him!

 FASTER…  

 FASTER…

 BUMP…

 BUMP…

 BUMP…

 He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes  in, slams and locks the door behind him.    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping!

 Clappity-BUMP… 

 Clappity-BUMP…

 Clappity-BUMP…



 On his heels, the terrified man runs!   Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in! His heart is  pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. 

 With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.   Bumping and clapping toward him.  The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

 Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket… 

  And,  

 (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!) 

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  The coffin stops!

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2 Responses to “A Scary Story”

  1. MacBros’ Place - Everybody’s Entitled To My Opinion MacBros’ Place - Everybody’s Entitled To My Opinion says:

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  2. DragonLady DragonLady says:

    October 19th, 2006 at 8:08 pm

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