A Spin Around The Third Rock
Thursday, April 10, 2008 19:14 | 225 views
Yup. That’s right. You read that correctly. I really think the aliens abducted me while I was asleep last and took me for a spin around the third rock.
Well, that’s the only thing I can think of why I am so beat tired right now. I’ve been dragging my ass around the place all day trying to wake up. My eyelids are really heavy as if I didn’t sleep a wink at all.
I think I got around 8 hours sleep, so I really shouldn’t be so sleepy.
So I think the aliens took me up for a joyride in their spacecraft and after we were all partied out, they wiped my memory of the whole event and beamed me back into my bed seconds before I woke up today.
I wonder if they let me take the ship for a little spin while we were having fun. Did we go cow tipping, and spook out the UFO Freaks? I wish they would let me remember these events, at least that way I would understand why I am so frigging tired right now.
I’m actually so tired still I am actually starting to get a head ache. The coffee isn’t helping out either.
Damn! This is going to be a long night at work.
Hmm, maybe it was the walk I took yesterday?
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April 10th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
They probably just gave you an anal probe and then sent you home. LOL.
Maybe you are tired because you are fighting another cold?
April 10th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
No, I don’t think they would travel billions of miles just to shove things up a persons ass. Plus, I would be sore from something like that.
I hope it’s NOT another cold. Sheesh! I’ll frigging freak if it is!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Definitely the anal probe. Does your eye feel funny? They always do that needle through the eyeball thing too.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Damn, teeni beat me to the anal probe comment. Well, I’m guessing you aren’t sore because they lubed you up real well.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
What kind of person does that make you when that is the first thing that you think of?
Funny people. Don’t give up your day jobs. LOL
April 11th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
LMAO Mac, you know, it always comes back to the back door.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Like that would be the first thing I would do after traveling billions of miles through space.
“Hey look! There’s an alien! Lets shove something up it’s ass!”
April 12th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Maybe it wasn’t a probe …
April 12th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
“Plus, I would be sore from something like that.”
now if that doesn’t sound like the voice of experience i dunno what does.
April 13th, 2008 at 6:18 am
Well, now didn’t this post just go waaaaaaay off track.
April 13th, 2008 at 11:33 am
haha!
hows it goin john?
April 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Same Shit. Bigger Pile.
Had a Client go a month without paying me so I deleted their site yesterday. So the $1,200 that was budgeted screwed me up a lot. It was for my rent and bills, so now I’m scattering to get some cash to pay my rent before I have to vacate on the 22nd.
Work has me down to 26 hours a week, and that just made things worse.
My savings are all gone….
Aside from busting my balls trying to get some design work completed for some cash, everything is just peachy…..
April 14th, 2008 at 8:33 am
wait didnt you want less hours at work?
yeah ya gotta hate it when people dont pay. assholes.
gotta look for more clients i guess
April 14th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I said I wanted between 35 and 40 hours a week. No more, no less.
I’ll be having a word with Dave. Maybe I’ll have to bring some crayons and paper to illustrate what I mean.
April 14th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
ahhh. cool.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
WTF???