Attention Comment Trolls!
Posted by macbros | Under My Opinion | 257 views Wednesday Jul 30, 2008Ok! Get this Dominic, Diesel, Halo, Jane, Arnie, Heel, Neo, Hero, Kir, and Bill! If that is indeed your real names. I know you people that register under these user names are real because you take the time to fill in all the shit I have set as mandatory fields in my registration form.
Well here my message to you.
FUCK OFF!
Your comments will NEVER reach ANY pages in this site except the Akismet one that nobody will ever see. The spam filters send you off into oblivion every single time you try and pass off as a real person and comment shit that nobody gives a rats ass about.
If whatever bullshit it is that you’re trying to pedal to us is of any value, then put as much time and money into proper advertising. I believe any form of comment Spam is frowned upon from almost every person on this planet and will NEVER get any respect as to click on your spammy comment links.
So go fuck yourselves and stop trying to dump your shit on my lawn. Crawl back onto that troll cave you crawled out of and die. You are nothing but a pile of festering dog shit. JUST DIE! PLEASE! DIIIIIEEE!
Please add “Daniel” and “dees” to your list. I’m sick of them in my spam filter all the time too. Sheesh.
@teeni – OH! Daniel and dees! My two old comment spamming bastards! I haven’t seen them in awhile. So that’s where they went.
Hey, they don’t visit me. Oh, wait! I almost forgot! My butler, SSF, won’t let them in the door. He’s a good butler.
so now that you have that off your chest…
tell us how you REALLY fell.
err feel hahaha.
@MrCorey – They are registering on the site all the time Corey. I don’t think your butler handles that.
They may think that since they have an account they can bypass the spam hole.
@Uhh Yeah – Well *hic*, it all shtarted ren I *hic* I jusht finished my tenfth bee *hic* beer.
Oh, you meant feel. LOL
Well I would feel even better if they followed my instructions.
I have about 3 names that stay pretty much on topic, but they use the same email addy and list music sites for urls. If manually sent them (or her or she) to the spam hole enough that they go automatically now.
@DragonLady – Thanks to you doing stuff like that. It just trains Akismet to see them better. I like the fact that this plugin is trained.
It changed names on me today and got through twice on the same post. The OTA post no less. WTH?