Beer Still Tastes Good, but the news is sour
Friday, February 17, 2006 23:26 | 97 views
You fargen Ice-hole, You should have your bells in a sling you crazy Ice hole! Today I have a bad thought in my mind. Not a bad taste, because the taste is still that nice refereshing taste of Keith’s IPA, but rather a bad thought of a sick fucken bastard that tarnished the good name of a damn fine Ale. This fucko who represented the good name of Alexander Keith’s IPA fucked it up by getting off on little kids. The fucken sicko not only ruened the reputation of a good beer, but the fuck exploited little kids. I hope this fuck gets time in a REAL prison to get what he deserves.
One of Canada’s largest breweries is in damage control after the 40-year-old Toronto actor who played a Scottish spokesman for Alexander Keith’s beer was charged with several counts of possessing child pornography.
Robert Norman Smith, who is best known as the mutton-chopped, loudmouth Scotsman who praises Alexander Keith’s India Pale Ale as “the pride of Nova Scotia” in television commercials, was charged Wednesday after Toronto police searched his home on a warrant Tuesday.
Bastard! I hope he goes into a cell that has a roomate that has been in for 20 years and never had sexual relations. Mr. newman might be doing a commercial along the lines of , “NO Mr. Hind Grinder!”, when asked , “Have you ever been bumb fucked before, little Robert?”
Labatt, which owns the specialty brand, said it will terminate its relationship with the actor and scrap the advertising campaign.
“When it was confirmed that this was the actor in question, we very quickly and swiftly made the decision,” Jean Lepine, brewery spokesman told CTV.
You know what that means ey’?
An opening for a NEW Spokesman!
I know this guy did a thing that he should Die for, and the following is just for comedy purposes only. In no way do I condone Child Pono in any fucken way. My following post is not trying to make light of a terrible thing that this asshole did. As far as I’m concernd, this bastard has kids and a wife life that he already ruined. They suffered enuff.
I’ve attached a few of my poses for the new Keiths Spokesman!
I can put on some weight if you need Mr Keiths!
Can you actually use a snub snob in this line of work?? Hope Noe.. Scratche this one.
I can be blond if you need me to be, but there is just one thing Mr. Keiths’s, at the risk of offending some people (10% of world population is blond) and the stupid, than, what I read is untrue.. You just like growen men/woman with dark brown hair , DONT YOU!!?
I found out this after you took the get the fuck outta’ here picture I found.:
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February 18th, 2006 at 12:48 am
ha ha ha!!! you are fucking hillarious!! great job on the pics… just make sure you’re not wearing any underwear under those kilts. everyone knows that a true scotsman goes commando.
if they don’t let you be the next spokesman… then it’s time to switch to single malt scotch.
February 18th, 2006 at 12:57 am
SeLiNa, we Don’t wear underrooooos. LOL!!
Wanna’ See?
February 18th, 2006 at 12:59 am
Everybody! Easy Photoshop to do..
February 18th, 2006 at 1:22 am
I challange my Brothers to pay tribute to DAD……. This way….
Chicken shits!
February 18th, 2006 at 1:30 am
Wow! I’ve been asked if that I’m an actually set employee on the set of ” LOST “…
I tell you what… you keep me NOT lost on constant Keiths beer.. I will not be lost, neither will you be either……
February 20th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life… Man you crack me up… now time to recompose myself and get back to work!
February 20th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
You look really comfortable in that kilt Mac! Almost like you like to wear skirts. Is there something you’re not telling us?
February 20th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Glad you like that Katie.
Diane, you don’t know how comphy it can be when you don’t have to wear the restrictive wear underneath.
LOL
If ya’ know what I mean.