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Botox and Contractions

Friday Jun 27, 2008

I had a rough night last night.

I went to bed at an early 8pm Thursday night only to be awaken by some excruciating pain at 11pm. It was like I was in labor every few minutes. The pain had me in the fetal position and whimpering like a wounded animal.

I ended up going into the bathroom and sitting on the can but all that happened was repeated bouts of gut wrenching pain. The cramps were unbearable at times but nothing would go.

Normally when a person gets cramps, they go take a crap, but this wasn’t happening for me. Just the pain and the sounds of stomach squirting went on inside.

After the 3rd hour of this, I was starting to get worried that I was going to be in a position that I would not be able to go into work. I really didn’t want to miss the day, because I didn’t want to be sick just weeks into the new job. So I just kept making the trips to the toilet in hopes something would end up going through and all this cramping would end.

It didn’t happen till about 2am. The squirt factory opened! That’s when I REALLY started to feel bad. The painful cramps persisted and they were accompanied by gushes of jet shit.

So essentially the water broke. The contractions were still going and the squirts went on also.

Finally around 2:30am, things felt better and I managed to go back to sleep. Only to be awaken again at 4am. I was really at the point of desperation. I wanted it to end. I didn’t want to miss the days work either, so I stayed up and waited it out.

It was time to get ready for work. Stomach in pain and having the sick feeling, plus the bouts of some really fast Jet Shit. I looked in the mirror and saw something that was really weird.

It looked like I went through some Botox Sessions while I was in labor or asleep.

My allergies (I think) made my eye lids puff up. I had Asian Eyes or Eskimo Eyes!

I don’t know what the hell was going on but the inside part of my eyes, near the bridge of my nose were puffing up like crazy. There wasn’t any itching though, which is strange when you think about allergies. Was it related to the cramping???

I was concerned about the puffing of the eyes. I made a note to watch them in case they got worse. thankfully they didn’t.

I went to work and did my thing. Thankfully today was a SLOW day.

I drank some Ginger Ale to settle my stomach which actually worked a bit.

I am happy to say that at around 12PM, I gave birth. And I felt a lot better.

Good enough to celebrate with some nice cold Keiths!

I’ll also be editing video and making music tonight. All can be viewed on the cam pages.


It’s True! I Do Work For The Weekend!

Friday Jun 20, 2008

And I’m gonna’ prove it!

I have a lot to do tonight as far as video editing goes and a music composition for a new premier post to a series that I’ll be doing on this blog on a weekly basis. (I’ve said to much!  :O )

Hopefully the booze keeps me creative. :D

So here’s to another week behind us all and a great weekend in store!

CHEERS!

Oh, and if ya’ want, you can watch me on my cam working away, or view my desktop.


Wow! How Time Flies!

Thursday Jun 5, 2008

Holy cow this week is passing by quickly!

Not that I’m complaining or anything, it just seems like Monday was just yesterday. I like it, don’t get me wrong, and the fact that it means I’m all that much closer to drinking a nice cold Keiths!

I don’t know why but I just spend way to much time making that animation here in this post. It was originally a FLV file but I didn’t want any controls showing the usual play, volume, and tracking buttons since it’s just a looping animation. Geeze, the things I do for you guys, huh?

Well, anyway. I’m looking forward to Friday. Not sure what I’m going to do besides drink some cold beer, but the forecast can’t be depended on these days, so I guess I’ll play it by ear.

I may do some chatting online with a few folks I haven’t chatted with in awhile since the new job change.

Tomorrow is out leftover day so there won’t be a whole lot to do but take care of a few cater jobs and make a few muffins and cinnamon rolls. That will probably make the day drage on, but I hope the time flies by as it has been so I can get home and relax. I just don’t wan’t it to go by fast on the weekend though. That would just suck donkey balls, no, no, better yet, ’sweaty’ donkey balls.

So, what’ca all gonna’ do on the weekend?


The Hair Of The Dog

Saturday May 31, 2008

Head hurts a bit? Check!

Feel all groggy and sleepy? Check!

Feel like if the world exploded, it wouldn’t phaze me a bit? Check!

Yup. I’m hung over!

Time to take some of the medicine again. :D


Coming Around

Saturday Feb 16, 2008

BEar WakingI’m actually starting to come around. The sinuses are still a bit Fu#@ed up though and I also have this annoying dry cough too.

I’m not feeling as bad as I have been the past week though, thankfully!

I’ve been offline for a long time and had everything turned off. My web cam, Desktop cam, Yahoo Messenger, Skype, but had the PC running still for my TV Guide listings. The only time I sat here in front of the computer was to check what was going to be on the Boob Tube.

While I was asleep my computer must have made an update and rebooted, when it rebooted it opened all the apps that I usually have running. The ones I stated that I had shut off above.

Seconds of being turned on, Messages started popping up. Waking me up! Grrrrr!

Dragged my ass out of bed and shut it down.

Well I have to go next door and pick up a few things so the cats can eat, and I can print stuff on the printer. Maybe some beer too for when I get off work in the morning, if they call out to me while I’m over there.

TTFN


The Start Of A Busy Day

Monday Jan 21, 2008

Drunk Walking

OK, so this is the day I have to do a lot of things.

First off, I have to go next door to the supermarket and beer store to puck up a few things and to get some beers for the days that I’m off, and possibly a kick start for when I get home after work and get ready for the staff party. OH, and HOLY SHIT it’s COLD outside!

Speaking of beers. While I was in the beer store buying my Keiths, there was this lady that walked up to one of the workers and said, “Yesterday I bought an 8-pack of beer and when I got home one of the bottles were broken and beer was all over the bottom of the box and the cap was still on. What do I do? Can I get a replacement bottle?

I’m thinking, “Yeaaah, riiiiight. That’s really believable.

Unfortunately for her the store worker asked her for the empty bottle, and surprising to both the worker and myself, she didn’t have it. How unfortunate.

So anyway, I got my beer and it’s in the fridge keeping cold. I have a stash of stomach meds to take before heading out to the party, so no fire ends up shooting up my throat ending my night of fun. I have my camera all charged up, my duds laid out for the quick change when I get home from work. The cats are fed.

Just an hour to go before I start work and slave away for just 5 1/2 hours till 10pm. Jeepers, I just realized the amount of cash I’ll be spending on cab fair going to work and back and to the party. Damn! Good thing there a cab service provided by the boss for the ride home. I had better get some good blackmail pictures and video dammit!

There are going to be some nice prizes there too. A trip all exclusive trip and cruise, to the Caribbean, I think it was, and (this is off the top of my head) $1,500 cash I think it was what I read on the memo. I’ll have to re-verify that when I go into work.

UPDATE: The prizes are actually an all inclusive trip for two to Mexico, and  a Caribbean Cruise for two or cash of $1,500.

Speaking of work, I had better get a bite to eat and get my ass ready for hell work.

UPDATE: I got off a few hours early because it was very slow. So I guess I’ll have a head start. :D


This, That, and The Other Thing.

Wednesday Nov 14, 2007

Sleeping Beaver

It’s been a somewhat productive and unproductive few days.

I’ve been feeling really lazy and burnt out lately, so even the simplest of tasks proves to be to much. It’s like I’m stuck on ‘E’ all the time.

I have been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately also. I can’t seem to fall to sleep all that easy, and when I do eventually fall to sleep, I’m waking up every hour or so. When it comes time to get out of bed, I can’t seem to wake up. WTF?

I decided to have a bunch of beers on my day off on Sunday, and that was probably the only night I actually slept half decant. Maybe I should get drunk more often so I can sleep better. :P

My nephew was over for a couple of days and we played video games. So I didn’t get to the computer that much. We rented a few games and one of them was Jaws Unleashed. Talk about an interesting game.

Have a look;


Interesting huh?

I haven’t been doing a lot of reviews lately either, so that’s costing me a lot of money. And right now isn’t the time to be slacking off on them either since this schedule at work doesn’t have a whole lot of hours, 63 to be exact. Not that I’m complaining about the slack work schedule, I don’t mind as I can usually make it up with reviews.

Speaking of work, I got to go in at 4:30pm till 3am and then I’m off again on Thursday. This is just after I’ve been off Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. It’s no wonder I’m so lazy huh? :p Wait, don’t answer that.

Well I managed to do up some laundry, but I have a crap load of dishes to do and some vacuuming also. But the thing is, you see, is tyhat there is this game sitting in my PS2 called Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfight, that keeps calling out to me. :p

Ahhh well. Whatever happens, happens.


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