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Yes! You’ve probably saw this one coming!

Yes, it is! It is time for some Sticky Brain Music!

!!WARNING!! This is sticky Brain Music! (I should Coin That Phrase!) Listen at your own risk, MacBros Place will not be held responsible for any psychotic episodes caused by not being able to shake the song from your mind. Proceed at your own risk!

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Tennessee
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, ‘You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?’

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, ‘Everything but my earrings.’

Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. ‘Where’s Henry?’ the others asked.

‘Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,’ the successful hunter replied.

‘You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?’ they inquired.

‘A tough call,’ nodded the hunter. ‘But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!’

Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, ‘Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head’. ‘Yep’, he replied. ‘That’s why I dumpin it here, cause it says ‘Fine For Dumping Garbage’.

Louisiana
A senior at LSU was overheard saying… ‘When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana.’ When asked why, he replied he’d rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.

Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, ‘Bubba, somebody just stole y our pickup truck from the parking lot!’

Bubba replied, ‘Did you see who it was?’

The young man answered, ‘I couldn’t tell, but I got his license number.’

Georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, ‘Got any I.D.?’

The driver replied, ‘Bout whut?’

North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was..

The man replied, ‘I have a flat tire.’

The passerby asked, ‘But what’s with the flowers?’

The man responded, ‘When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don’t make no sense to me neither.’

South Carolina
‘You can say what you want about the South, but I ain’t never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the North

OK, I have to admit to the fact that e-mail spam, well, it really pisses me off. BIG TIME!

I can’t fathom the fact that asses like these freaks of unwanted nature, STILL, take this poorly designed tactic of advertising.

With all the anti e-mail spam services, ISP anti-spam software, and the thousands of other ways to combat the shit, these bastards STILL get through!

I myself will never EVER buy ANYTHING from somebody who sent me a spam e-mail . NEVER! Because it will be a piece of SHIT that they will be sending you.

Well, without getting into the great detail of how much I hate spam. Just take a listen to this audio clip of me freaking out at the shitload of spam I get for just one e-mail. (Actually there were 160 but they were all sent to the auto spam department. But a few made it through. 20 to be exact.)

BTW, this was just after I took a break from writing FNFO Theme song….

WARNING!!! EXPLICIT LANGUAGE IS USED IN THIS RECORDING - LISTENING DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

Yes, … I talk to myself a lot. Because I’m the only person that listens. PLus that is just 5 minutes of updating my last e-mail check. 5 minutes and 20 spam!

that is my opinion, and you are entitled to it.

My Brother and Sister-in-Law, Dave and Tina both have a mean sence of humor. LOL

They always seem to get me the craziest of Birthday cards. Check out this one I got today from them while I was over at a cottage they rented while they were down from Ontario. (More pictures and Video on that later)

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Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head.

Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, “No”.

Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mum replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

She replies, “No.”

Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mum replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

His mum says, “No.”

He asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His Mum replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?”

He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”

If you’re out and about one day and you happen to come across a female biker that is screaming and/or moaning her way by, chances are that she’s not insane, crazy, or angry. She may be riding one of these bikes.

WARNING: This is definitely not safe for work.

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Here’s a series of images of some poor drunken saps that obviously passed out at a party. This will make you think twice about doing it instead of just going home to bed.

These guys must have some really fun friends or assholes for friends. I guess that all depends what side you’re on huh?