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Craig - The Douche-bag Customer

I deal with Douche-bags like this every gosh darn day!

They think the phrase, “The Customer Is Always Right” is something they can use whenever they want something when dealing with businesses.

For some reason they think that a company will go and looks past facts and truth and even though a customer is wrong that the company or business will just give them what they want. NOT GONNA’ HAPPEN!

If a customer is wrong, they are wrong, straight and simple!

After complaining three times about “burnt” decaffeinated coffee at the local Tim Hortons, Jimmy Craig is now banned for life from that outlet and the one in nearby St. Stephen.

Dow contends his staff went the extra mile to satisfy Craig, brewing fresh pots of decaf on request.

He said Craig was upsetting his staff and he was tired of his complaints, so he banned him.

Now if I was a customer in there and saw this douche-bag get a whole pot especially brewed for him, I would feel like I was a 3rd rate customer and wasn’t entitled to the freshly brewed pot when I got mine.

I can only imagine this is only the tip of the real story and that this Craig guy only mentioned enough to tarnish the restaurant as much as he could.

What I can see happening is he got his way once and abused his privileges and got a God complex every morning when he walked in the store and the employees tried their best to satisfy him and he would just be a dick head and give them a hard time.

I get these types of assholes all the time at work. If they’re abusive we hang up or if it gets bad enough they lose their accounts and get booted from the service.

I mean come on now. You get a cup of coffee, it doesn’t taste right. You ask for another cup and if that doesn’t work, you get your money back and leave. If it keeps happening then just stop going there. That’s what I did at the coffee shop where I work. Its shitty coffee, so I don’t go there.

But instead this dick head goes in and get a fresh pot brewed for himself and still bitches about it. What a fucking douche-bag!

This is my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.

Noisy Sex Addicts

A Briton woman who recently lost her appeal against a ban on having noisy sex has admitted to breaking an ASBO (anti-social behavior order) against her loud sex screams.

A complaint about Caroline and Steve Cartwright’s sex life being crazy loud had been made by the local postman and a woman taking her child to school. (Mommy, What’s that?)

Caroline, 48, had at first been given a noise abatement notice, but when she breached it, a tougher ASBO was imposed, which ordered her to quieten down in the bedroom.

Yet, just after it was imposed, she broke it again, and then failed in an appeal to have it overturned.

An ASBO (anti-social behavior order) is a civil order made against people deemed to be a public nuisance, and is more typically issued for young delinquents using threatening behavior, or disrupting the peace.

The couple’s lovemaking has been described as “murder” and “unnatural”, especially since it was loud enough to drown out the neighbors’ televisions.

Special equipment was installed in a neighbors flat and the noise level recorded was between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.

Cartwright told the court she had tried to restrain herself.

“I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal,” she said, adding: “I have tried to minimise the situation by having sex in the morning – not at night – so the noise was not waking anybody.

“I may be sympathetic to it, but it is not something I am doing on purpose.”

Caroline Cartwright has been given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months — meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year she will immediately be jailed.

HA! And the best part about this whole story is that it is all over the internet and in every news article out there. Also, the guy she’s screwing is probably holding his chin up high and loving every bit of the publicity. His head (the one on his shoulders) must be swollen so much he can’t make it through a door frame without his ears catching on it.

How does somebody actually report something like this to the authorities?

“Hi, I would like to report my neighbors having loud sex.”

“OK, so what?”

“It’s very loud!”

“*snicker* Way to go neighbor!*snicker*”

“No I’m serious! It’s TO LOUD!!!”

Sorry. I just had to share this news article. It’s just to damn funny not to.

Who the hell goes to jail for having noisy sex?

May I suggest, Duct Tape?

Or a Pillow?

HA!

Facebook is becoming the worst place to be as far as socializing with work and failed relationships!

One story after another about some poke getting it  or some employee getting shafted because of Facebook and here comes a tale like the one of Tennessee’s Sharon D. Jackson, who was arrested last month. Her crime? Sending a “poke” to another woman via the Facebook social network.

A FUCKEN ‘POKE’!!!

For those that don’t use Facebook, or know about it. A ‘POKE’ is the “digital equivalent of waving at someone from across a crowded room.” Others would call it the online version of a “what’s up?” text message. It’s a link you ‘CLICK’ on in Facebook, nothing more!

Read the rest of the story HERE.  People really need to get back into being more private with their lives, and be careful who they call FRIENDS these days on Facebook.

My friends include almost Family only! I also have Friends thatI have grown up with, met, and have had long personal conversations with, and ladies that I have been intimate with and still trust (that is a lie, I never trust them… I just said that  to be sentimental). If you’re on my list. Then, I KNOW you, you’re not some ‘JOE’ who pops in and says, “HEY CAN WE BE FRIENDS?” ….. NO!

People get crazy with this stuff. And then open up to all of the people they let in. That’s trouble waiting to happen.

Now a Fucken POKE???? C’mon. The Judge is off their fucken rocker!

That’s so stupid!

Wa’ Da’ Ya’ Think?

space comet

So. Now how does it feel to be a real space Alien?

Didn’t you know? Well, you might want to read up on this Yahoo News article then.

I always kind of knew that life must have originated from outer space. I mean, seriously. It’s an infinite thing that goes on forever. LOL, the infinite pretty much explains space really, doesn’t it? So who really knows what is really out there and what has been floating this way for all time?

The amino acid glycine, a fundamental building block of proteins, has been found in a comet for the first time, bolstering the theory that raw ingredients of life arrived on Earth from outer space, scientists said on Monday.

It all makes sense to me. I can just hear all the Bible Thumpers and Bangers out there plugging their ears and chanting, “La-la-la-la-la!” and saying, “I can’t Hear you!” Because we all know, they will never reason with science and follow blindly into beliefs that are all based on stories and never any real hard facts.

I’m a person that believes in what he can see. If it’s there and I can see it, smell it, or hear it then it’s really real. But if somebody just says there’s some sort of magical being and they cant prove it. Then why would I believe them?

Now I’m not going to get into the whole beliefs and shit, but I heard one Bible Banger rebut with, “You can’t see air, but you still believe in it right?” My reply to that is, “Yes, you can. How else did they break it down into it’s molecular components of nitrogen and oxygen, and a little bit of water depending on the humidity? Guess?”

Anyway. This opens up new doors that there is definitely more possibilities of life out there. Isn’t that so kewel?!

I just thought that this little bit of news was both interesting, and funny about the religious people thinking we all just suddenly appeared having more facts disprove their beliefs.

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The monkey idea isn’t a very cost effective way to avoid car theft is it? Funny as hell though right!?

I just finished reading a Yahoo news article and on a cheap and affordable way to help detour some asshole thinking about stealing your car.

After reading it, I said to myself, why hasn’t anybody ever thought of this idea a long time ago? And why don’t the car makers do this anyway?

The practice of etching VIN numbers on to many parts of the car including the windows and windshield has recently become very popular. Many security experts believe that this is a foolproof anti-theft mechanism. Because the VIN is obvious on the windows, the criminals have to replace the windows before they can sell the car.

In the old days, the thieves simply erased or switched the VIN numbers from the dashboard. However, when the VIN is etched on to the windows, all the windows require replacement and this can become expensive. While removing and replacing car windows is relatively simple, it certainly is not cost effective for the crook. Once the VIN is etched onto each window of the car, it acts like a fingerprint. Law enforcement can rapidly access your VIN number and check it with the national data bank to determine if the car is stolen.

I was also surprised to read that car dealerships will charge $200 – $300 to do it for you while all you really need to do is buy a $20 – $60 kit and do it yourself. It amazes me at how companies can get away with charging so much for something that really only cost a fraction of what they charge to do it for you. That’s literally Highway Robbery IMO.

I found this news article interesting simply because I know two people who have had their car stolen over the past several years. One was some drunk guy that apparently needed a drive home from the club, but they found the car the next day, and the other was stolen and never found as far as I know.

It’s really weird on how something so simple can help prevent having your car stolen, plus lower your insurance costs too.

Although it is a good car theft deterrent and like the news article concludes with saying that it isn’t a sure proof thing, it will help. But if that isn’t enough, maybe you SHOULD get yourself the assassin monkey after all.

But this is just my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.

Burger King

Holy Cow! What is it with fast food joints pulling idiotic stunts like what happened just the other day when Burger King gave the boot to a Bootless Baby.

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service!

They told the mother they had to leave because the shoeless baby was violating a health code. As it turns out, shoe-less-ness is not a health code violation in St. Louis County.

Jennifer Frederich, her mother and Frederich’s infant daughter, Kaylin, stopped at the Burger King in Sunset Hills on Sunday. The baby was shoeless – Frederich figured tiny baby feet were immune from the rule.

Burger King released a statement Thursday indicating workers had taken the no shoes, no service policy too far.

No Shit !! Ya Think!?

At first the mother didn’t think there was anything wrong and refused to leave before they finished their meal, but the employees threatened to call the police so the family decided to leave before the cops arrived.

Burger King has made a statement that they are going to retrain the restaurant staff on how to properly use the ‘no shoes’ policy.

This is a prime example of the wrong persons put into a position that they really shouldn’t be in. Giving authority to some inexperienced idiot. I see this all the time and often wonder how they ever got to be in the position that they are in. Seeing some ass hat with seniority over more qualified people makes me sick.

I figure this is a case of some Burger King manager trying to make a name for themselves by strutting their feathers showing the staff how powerful and smart they are. Or rather THINK they are.

I feel sorry for the family. The embarrassment they must have been put through.

Wouldn’t it be soooo coooool if everybody went into their nearest Burger King not wearing shirts or shoes on the exact same day at the same time??!!

There’s a flash Mob Project for those people that video their flash mob stunts!

But this is just my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.

North Korea

Is it just me, or does anybody else find North Korea’s actions lately a bit concerning?

After the UN tried so very hard to dismantle and bury so many nuclear missiles, these ass hats in North Korea go and pull this shit.

If things keep heading in the direction they’re going now. There will sure to be an all out war I bet.

What is it with these tiny countries?

Tens of thousands of North Koreans shouted slogans to denounce international sanctions at a rally in central Pyongyang on Thursday, as the communist country vowed to enlarge its atomic arsenal and warned of a “fire shower of nuclear retaliation” in the event of a U.S. attack.

It’s almost as if they WANT the US to attack. All these statements coming from them sound like they’re just trying to provoke the US into war.

The new U.N. resolution – passed to punish Pyongyang after its May 25 nuclear test – seeks to clamp down on North Korea’s trading of banned arms and weapons-related material by requiring U.N. member states to request inspections of ships carrying suspicious cargo.

North Korea has said it would consider any interception of its ships a declaration of war.

Don’t you just find that crazy?!

It’s like a little chiwawa picking a fight with a pitbull.

Read the full news article I just read here.

Michael Jackson

Wow!

I was never really a big fan, although there were a couple of his tunes I didn’t mind.

It’s amazing how all these stars are dying all of a sudden. I didn’t see this one coming though.

A heart attack at 50. Aside from all the surgery to make himself look… err.. different? He didn’t really seem to be that out of shape.

TMZ said on its website that Jackson suffered a cardiac arrest on Thursday afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. “We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back,” the site said.

The Los Angeles Times said paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation at the singer’s home before taking him to the UCLA Medical Center hospital.

Jackson had been due to start a series of concerts in London on July 13 running until March 2010. The singer had been rehearsing in the Los Angeles area for the past two months.

The shows for the 50 London concerts sold out within minutes of going on sale in March.

To think that he was planning on doing 50 concerts, so he wasn’t suffering from any sickness.

A very talented artist.