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Friday Jun 27, 2008
I had a rough night last night.
I went to bed at an early 8pm Thursday night only to be awaken by some excruciating pain at 11pm. It was like I was in labor every few minutes. The pain had me in the fetal position and whimpering like a wounded animal.
I ended up going into the bathroom and sitting on the can but all that happened was repeated bouts of gut wrenching pain. The cramps were unbearable at times but nothing would go.
Normally when a person gets cramps, they go take a crap, but this wasn’t happening for me. Just the pain and the sounds of stomach squirting went on inside.
After the 3rd hour of this, I was starting to get worried that I was going to be in a position that I would not be able to go into work. I really didn’t want to miss the day, because I didn’t want to be sick just weeks into the new job. So I just kept making the trips to the toilet in hopes something would end up going through and all this cramping would end.
It didn’t happen till about 2am. The squirt factory opened! That’s when I REALLY started to feel bad. The painful cramps persisted and they were accompanied by gushes of jet shit.
So essentially the water broke. The contractions were still going and the squirts went on also.
Finally around 2:30am, things felt better and I managed to go back to sleep. Only to be awaken again at 4am. I was really at the point of desperation. I wanted it to end. I didn’t want to miss the days work either, so I stayed up and waited it out.
It was time to get ready for work. Stomach in pain and having the sick feeling, plus the bouts of some really fast Jet Shit. I looked in the mirror and saw something that was really weird.
It looked like I went through some Botox Sessions while I was in labor or asleep.
My allergies (I think) made my eye lids puff up. I had Asian Eyes or Eskimo Eyes!
I don’t know what the hell was going on but the inside part of my eyes, near the bridge of my nose were puffing up like crazy. There wasn’t any itching though, which is strange when you think about allergies. Was it related to the cramping???
I was concerned about the puffing of the eyes. I made a note to watch them in case they got worse. thankfully they didn’t.
I went to work and did my thing. Thankfully today was a SLOW day.
I drank some Ginger Ale to settle my stomach which actually worked a bit.
I am happy to say that at around 12PM, I gave birth. And I felt a lot better.
Good enough to celebrate with some nice cold Keiths!
I’ll also be editing video and making music tonight. All can be viewed on the cam pages.
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Thursday Jun 12, 2008
It’s going to be one of those days. It started straight from the get go.
Alarm went off and it was near impossible to get my lazy ass out of bed to turn it off. Then as soon as I did that, it felt like somebody back handed me from the inside of my tempels.
So now I’m feeling really groggy and I’ve got a splitting headache. THe head hurts so bad that I’m feeling sick to the stomach.
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Monday Jun 9, 2008
Well I got that nasty base64 code removed and replaced it with the proper footer where it was placed to screw over folk that use the template.
I also have the web cam page updated, since there’s a new web cam in the house.
Nothin’ but lazy hot pussy is all that you will see in the cam though. The humidity and heat are getting to them I think. Poor little guys.
Added a couple of plug-ins and so far so good. The Social Spark code seems to hang a bit but unfortunately it’s still in Beta and bugs still need to be taken care of.
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Thursday Apr 10, 2008
Yup. That’s right. You read that correctly. I really think the aliens abducted me while I was asleep last and took me for a spin around the third rock.
Well, that’s the only thing I can think of why I am so beat tired right now. I’ve been dragging my ass around the place all day trying to wake up. My eyelids are really heavy as if I didn’t sleep a wink at all.
I think I got around 8 hours sleep, so I really shouldn’t be so sleepy.
So I think the aliens took me up for a joyride in their spacecraft and after we were all partied out, they wiped my memory of the whole event and beamed me back into my bed seconds before I woke up today.
I wonder if they let me take the ship for a little spin while we were having fun. Did we go cow tipping, and spook out the UFO Freaks? I wish they would let me remember these events, at least that way I would understand why I am so frigging tired right now.
I’m actually so tired still I am actually starting to get a head ache. The coffee isn’t helping out either.
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I had a rough night last night.
It’s going to be one of those days. It started straight from the get go.
Yup. That’s right. You read that correctly. I really think the aliens abducted me while I was asleep last and took me for a spin around the third rock.
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