Don mess wif me . . .
Thursday, November 13, 2008 12:28 | 307 viewsOMG! I nearly did one of them spit takes when I saw this LOL Cat’s picture.
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I just wish I was as tough as this putty Tat. I was up sick as a dog all night last night. I’m just managing to come around at the moment after laying in bed in the fetal position all morning.
I was puking and puking and puking annnnnd puking. Then the trap door decided it wanted to get in on the action, so as Dragon Lady puts it, I was, “puking out the back door too.”
I don’t know what the hell it was, but when I went to bed around 10:30pm or 11pm, I wasn’t feeling bad. I woke up at around 3am with that feeling of needing to go put my head in the great white porcelain bowel. I just managed to get it in there and it was like a fire hose being opened up.
The stuff was coming out my nose, along with my face. OMG! It burned like fucking hell too.
After a few gut wrenching hurls, a sat on the floor, head halfway in and halfway out of the toilet bowel. It felt like it was over, and that was the moment my guts started to twist in a knot. MAJOR CRAMP COMING!
So I get head out of the toilet and place my ass in it instead. ..well, you can probably figure out what happened next without me getting into details.
I don’t know what the hell happened. It must have been the bag of potato chips and Pop I had before going to bed, because that’s all that came out (Both ends).
It was an ordeal that lasted for about an hour to an hour and a half. Times are sketchy as I was also half asleep.
I was feeling pretty crappy (Pardon the pun) all morning, till up to about now 11:30am.
So I guess one shouldn’t mix their junk food before bed time I would say huh?
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November 13th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
LoL – ya have to check out lolcat.com .. soo funny. cats crack me up!
-Jason
November 13th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Holy crap! (pun intended) LOL At least mine is only coming out one end. My legs ache now like I’ve been out running.
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November 13th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
@DragonLady – I don’t want to know why your legs would be sore. LOL
November 13th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
You sure it was the potato crisps? Not the crate of beer or the dodgy mushrooms before that?
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November 13th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
@theenglishguy – No, I’m sure. That’ll be tonight! Might be the last night for me to have a few till I get another job. BOOO-Hooo! That’s fucking depressing now that I think about it!
November 14th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Yes you do. LOL. The soreness has creeped up into my back now. It’s like flu without fever.
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November 14th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
@DragonLady – Well now I do.