Dude! What’s With The Weather?
Posted by MacBros | Under Weather | - 275 Peepers read this post. Wednesday May 16, 2007
So, here we are in the middle of May. And the weather was nice here for a bit. But this morning on the way into work, the cab driver with the bad breath said that we’re supposed to get a lot of rain today and later on it’s going to snow.
I just laughed and said, “Yeaaaa, riiiiight.” I didn’t want to continue on with the conversation because every word he spoke you could actually smell the vowels of every word he spoke. It was one of them hold your breath moments and wait till your out of the car. You didn’t want to breath because if you did you would either smell or taste the bad breath.
Once I was in the building and able to breath normally, I heard on the radio about what the cab driver had said to me. He wasn’t freggin’ kidding! They are saying there is a weather advisory in effect for my area. We can expect 15 cm (5.91 in) of snow followed by another 15 cm (5.91 in) of ice pellets! Well, Holy Snappin’ Arseholes Margaret! What the hell is up with that!?
Seems the rain storm coming up from the south east is gonna collide with a cold front coming from the north right above my freggin’ head!
I still think it’s that curse somebody has placed on me and obviously forgot to remove it and has no idea that I’m still carrying the damn curse.
Well I’m off for the next two days, so I have much beer to drink here now. Need to take the mind off the irritation from the sweaty ass chafing scrotum. (BWAAA HA HA HA!! Bet you didn’t see that coming!
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Oh my he said “scrotum”
You were able to smell the vowels, eh?
Hmm I would say send that weather here but I guess I won’t. My crops wouldn’t be too happy!
The weatherman was off by a long shot. No snow. Phew!
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