MacBros' Place

This is from my in-box. Yes another Joke from the in-box, you have a problem with that??!!

Heh heh, I thought so. 

But before I get to the actual joke, I just want to say I don’t condone drinking and driving and hope nobody actually tries this joke out. It’s just a joke, got it? This will be a tongue in cheek moment.

OK, now that we have that out of the way, lets get to the funnies shall we?

OH, and you all should thank The Other Mac for this one.

DUI – NORTH DAKOTA STYLE

Only a person in North Dakota could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Minot , North Dakota after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and d rove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off–it was a fine, dry summer night–, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.

This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”

“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Redneck. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”