I Now Have A New Addiction!
Thursday, September 18, 2008 22:31 | 184 views
Hi! My Name Is MacBros, and I’m a Franks Red Hot Sauce addict.
*crowd chants in unison*, “Hi MacBros!”, and then proceeds to applause me for my first step to admittance.
“I havent been an addict for very long, but rather it has been just weeks and I have to admit, that I am addicted to this stuff.”, I say struggeling to the rest of the group.
“At first……”, I struggel to get the words out..
“Go ahead MacBros. ….go ahead…. It’s OK. You are here amongst fellow supporters.”, the assuring voice of the group moderator speaks to me.
I look at him with fear to admit my problem, but I muster up the strength to say what I want to say. Afterall. I’m here for a reason RIGHT!!!!??
“At first, it just went on my eggs. Then it went on to my chicken….It was just sooo good! I had to have it on EVERYTHING! Steak! French Fries! Spaghetti! HOT DOGS! Coffee! Sugar! GAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”, I managed to say what I did before busting out of the room to get another dose of that God given sauce. Mmmmmmmm!
*End Scene*
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September 18th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Franks is definitely one of the best. It was my fave until I tried a dollar store variety for the hell of it. Now, Billy Bob’s hot sauce is my fave, and I, too, have a HSA.
September 19th, 2008 at 5:57 am
@MrCorey – Welcome to the group Corey.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
That is so weird, I just posted an addiction post too. And, I’m also addicted to hot foods/sauces etc., – can I get that Franks sauce in the UK? I need a fix too …
September 19th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
@theenglishguy – Welcome to HSAA Rich!
September 19th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Hi, my name’s Richard… (when do I get my chip btw?)
September 19th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
@theenglishguy – You need to stay a member for at least 6 months before you get one.
We had issues with people showing up one day and not showing up ever again so we were loosing chips. You can bring your own and have some of the dip though.
September 19th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I don’t think I can do without my addictive substance for 6 hours let alone 6 months!
September 19th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
@theenglishguy – That’s what HSAA is all about. Trying to find your next fix. But the chips are still off limits dude. They’re only for seasoned members.
September 19th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
“Frank’s Red Hot Sauce. I put that s*** on everything.”
Actually, that’s not true for me. I like Texas Pete’s.
September 20th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
@DragonLady – Welcome to HSAA.