MacBros' Place

The following conversation was overheard at work:

Idiot#1: Man, coming into work tonight was crazy. I was cut off by three or four fucken’ drivers on the way here man.

Idiot#2: It’s Fredericton drivers man. They say it’s got the worst fucking drivers in the country man.

Idiot#1: Yea man, I heard that too man. Fucken’ idiots driving here in town. It’s amazing I haven’t been fucken’ killed yet.

Idiot#2: I know what you mean man. I was Fucken’ cut off so many times, I can’t count the times man.

Idiot#1: Talk about fucken’ pissing me off man.

Idiot#2: Yea, I agree man.

(at this point I lost track of the  F’ Bombs they dropped on the floor while other workers were trying to do their jobs while on the phones with customers. The following lines had me laughing)

Idiot#2: I was in the cab and was almost T-boned in an intersection. If I was that cab driver, I would have spunn the car around and chased the muthafucker down and punched his head in.

Idiot#1: You know what I used to do when I had my license? I used to drive right up the fuckers ass when they were like 5  clicks below the speed limit. Fucken’ pisses me off when people don’t follow the speed limit. If they don’t go as fast as the posted speed or faster, I’m on their fucken’ ass.

Idiot#2: Ha ha! Me too man! I used to do that too when I had my car! Awesome!

Idiot#1: What did ya’ do with your car?

Idiot#2: I totaled it one night. I was so fucken drunk, I went off the road a tiny bit and rolled it like a thousand times. The car was a write off man. If it wasn’t for the side of the road being all sand and gravel, I would have just kept hummin’ along.

Idiot#1: Yea, I lost my license because I got busted DUI too and had a shitload of weed on me.

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Then they went on on about how well they could drive drunk. As you can imaging, the rest of the story was just about as stupid and foolish.

Prime example of the pot calling the kettle black huh?

This is just an example of some of  the people I work with, and gives you an incite on who you might be talking to when you call your customer service department.

Yes, they walk amongst us……