March Of The Pigs!
Friday, March 3, 2006 16:34 | 93 viewsTitle shamelessly stolen from Lingo Slinger.
A few days ago Lingo Slinger posted a spot on Pigs at the Buffet, and how ignorant that can be are. Now I’m not talking about the chunky people that a little diet can’t handle. I’m talking about the ones that need medical treatment, have to buy 2 seats on a plane, or need to be wheeled around in a over sized wheelchair.
Well today I witnessed just how ignorant they can be, and how totally selfish they really are.
There was this little old lady, I swear she must have been in her 100′s. Anyway, she would take about six steps and actually make it about 2 1/2 feet in distance. It was plainly obvious that she was headed to the motorized cart that’s there for people just like her. These things have a basket in front and a seat to sit on DUH! and you drive it around the supermarket to get your items.
Well anyway. Then comes along this Sasquatch shaking the ground with every step she took, with her rolls shifting left and right with every step. She pretty much trampled the old lady to get to this motorized cart. The cow flopped her ass into the seat and drove off to the junk food section. You could tell by the looks on all the other shoppers faces that saw this that they were just flattened by the shock of what they just saw. The old lady even made this sound, “Oh, uh, uh, uh!” You know that thing you do when you want to stop somebody or get their attention, but you have no words come out?
Anyway the little old lady just watched in amazement as this bitch drive off to get some more crap to add to her poundage.
I saw this from a distance and snapped a picture of the cow as she drove bye. (Below) When I looked back at the old lady, I think it was a Manager that was helping the old lady take a seat. He must have saw this too and felt bad. I bet he took care of her when that other bitch was done. Maybe free purchases or something, because he knew everybody saw this.
Anyway, heres a picture of the fat ass cow that proved a point. I would have taken a pic of the old lady, but she would have thought I was a freak.
Simular story at The English Guys site with Ignorant People in Stores
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March 3rd, 2006 at 11:47 pm
There’s no doubt that she needs the exercise! I don’t like when this shit happens. I’ve been known to confront people like this. Its really sad when someone lacks so much respect that they won’t give way to someone who is clearly so disabled that even coming out is a huge effort. I’m not saying that carrying around her tonnage isn’t a chore, but, c’mon! This cow looks to be young, and therefore, here organs are young enough to stand a bit of a workout. Hell, you and I both know a woman who is around that size who gets around just fine, thank you, and she’d be appauled at this behavior!
March 4th, 2006 at 12:44 am
Look at that tiney chair. That thing as about to Burst! The picture doesn’t do much justice but, THAT chair would normallty fir two average sized people… SEROISELY!
March 4th, 2006 at 12:47 am
It’s fucken grose I tell you! That Fat bitch took up a chair that would fit both you and me PLUS a third person our size Corey! I’ll do the 3D Wire Mesh if you need.!!!
March 5th, 2006 at 12:52 am
ha ha!! i can’t believe you snapped a pic of her…. that’s funny! yeah most of the people who use those sloth-ridden mobile fat-ass devices are just doomed to a life of turning orrs and bed sores. party on!!
March 5th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
That is some fucked up shit.
March 6th, 2006 at 12:18 am
too bad they didn’t have some sort of system in place that would regulate the use of these chairs, like you had to apply at the store and sign for them before they gave you a key. that would stop the abuse of having them available to anyone who THINKS they need them.
March 6th, 2006 at 12:34 am
Perhaps just a well labeled bin full of 2×4’s (you know, with a sign like “lazy chair thief whackers – take one”)
June 4th, 2006 at 9:47 am
Mac, I don’t know how I missed this post before. Yes I do… I work too much… I miss a lot.
BUT
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT COW THINK SHE IS? That just totally pisses me off.
June 4th, 2006 at 9:49 am
Just looked again. My god. She’s so big that the ARM rests reach only about half way across her massive waist, so that if she wanted to put her arms there, they’s be behind her. and plus the arm rests look like they’re about to pop off, lol
June 4th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
LOL @ Mel. You can fit two average size people in one of them things and still have room to use the armrests.
August 1st, 2006 at 6:15 pm
I bet that thing's motor groans under the stress of hauling such a cow!
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August 1st, 2006 at 6:28 pm
HA! Good one Pighater!