Well, we have juuust a weee bit under a week to get our orders in order. I’ve included a Mayan Doomsday Countdown Clock to the header of my website for you to keep track with. If you’re reading this post in a Date in the future past December 21 2012 11:11am then the jokes on us huh! HA HA!
I haven’t paid any bills so, if this doesn’t happen I’m suing somebody for the false info!!! I already smothered my cats and buried them so they wouldn’t have to endure the rapture! Gosh, I’d HATE to see my little boys suffer. Bless their little hearts. They’re in a good place now. Just broke my heart having to ….break…. their little necks..
And if you actually believed all that, then you keep watching that count down clock. And if you want all your valuables in a safe place. I tell you what, why not contact me, and I’ll place them in a very special place for you! I guarantee you won’t be needing them anyway right? And they will come in handy for the survivors (IF ANY) to survive with. Your contributions will be GREATLY appreciated!
Now you get on back to watching that timer up there OK? Don’t worry, we have your valuables safe for you.
If you want to see it just CLICK THIS LINK, and and get ready to put your head between your ass.