NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
Sunday, September 10, 2006 12:29 | 137 views A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in
An animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
Attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
Following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
She retorted indignantly.
"In this country. We don't speak aloud in Public places
About our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda
How to spell 'Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!













September 10th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Like I have $5.00…
September 13th, 2006 at 8:30 am
Okay I admit.. That’s funny!!
September 13th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
Sooo, you owe me $5 too now JJ?
I accept Pay Pal.
September 13th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
I order chickn soup at the diner. A minute later I ask the waitress to cancel that, I’d rather have pea soup. So then she yells out, “Hold the chicken – make it pea.”
Even regular Englsh can sound bad.