MacBros' Place

What The Hell??!!

This is the second time this has happened now. I still don’t know what the hell is causing it either.

Just before my eyes got all puffy like that, I had a case of the cramps and then the shits, AKA The Jet Shits. (TMI Maybe?) After all the nasty stuff was over with, I went to the computer to write a post. While writing the post, my eyes started to get all itchy and puffy. When I went to the bathroom to use the mirror to see what the hell was going on, the picture above is what I saw. What the hell??!!

The following day I felt like somebody removed all my innards and used them as skipping rope and then did a half ass job of putting them back.

And remember the post about my PS3 going on the brink? Well today I get up and sit at my desk, I start to hear this metallic clinging coming from the inside of my computer. It was the hard drive. I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but I’m getting the sneaking suspicion that I have a curse on me.

I did some disk cleaning and defragging, shut the computer down and when I went to start it back up, it wouldn’t. The Hard Drive was making some bad noises. I went into Network boot up, and system bios stuff, didn’t really change any settings, but when I exited and saved the PC booted up again.

So far the Hard Drive isn’t making that clanging noise anymore. *knocking on wood*

I just want to say, OK, you got my DVD Rom drive on my computer, you got the job that I really enjoyed, you got my PR from my sites so now I can’t cash in on reviews anymore, you got all my money disappearing on bills I’m trying to catch up on now, you got me behind in my rent payments, you got my PS3 fucked up, you got my eyes swelling up, and now you’re trying to get my computer’s Hard Drive.

I GIVE UP!

And I’m sorry for whatever it is that I did for you to put a curse on me. You win, you’re the greatest! All hail the person who has cursed me with a string of bad luck! They are the Greatest! YAY!

Now can you please remove the damn curse please?