Perhaps Afghanistan’s only moderate Muslim, Mujib ibn Gamalfokker sent me a letter saying that although he hated Planck’s Constant he hated Osama bin Laden even more. Osama had taken Mujib’s favorite goat and as revenge, Mujib said he would sell me …

Suppose you have a son that wants to open up a tanning salon in Tangiers. Why Tangiers? you may ask. Seems there are planty of brown people there already and the sun shines like 360 days a year. Well, your boy says, “Think of the name: Tangiers Tanni….

Where are the Christians?

First of all you asshat, if you were a Christian you would know exactly where the Christians are at. They are applauding Israel for finally fighting back. Where were you when Hamas and Hezbollah were attacking Israeli ……

I know what you are thinking: I am just throwing sexy photos of Scarlett Johansson into this discussion of Muslim intolerance of Western Culture because I am a sick, demented, obsessed-with-beautiful women pervert.

Yes, It is true. I am an All-Ame…..