MacBros' Place

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his roundtrip ticket — If he could just get to the airport he could  get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his
drivers  license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport and barely caught his flight.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy  pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first  cab in the line,

"How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked."

Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and  asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and  asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "Okay," and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.