Purina
Wednesday, December 6, 2006 12:30 | 221 viewsI have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked, "Do you have a dog?" (Well, DUH!)
On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told h er that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practical ly everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
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December 6th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
*watches a tumble weed blow by*
December 6th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
OK, that’s REALLY funny!!!
Makes me wanna go to the store and do the same thing…and I don’t have a pet! hehe…good stuff John.
December 6th, 2006 at 11:34 pm
That was funny
But don’t you usually have to attribute something that isn’t written by you?
December 6th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
ummmmmmmmm…never mind. I didn’t see that tags :”>
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Can you believe I actually fell for this gag? A friend forwarded me the email and I was thinking “this girl is just crazy enough to do this.”
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:21 pm
OMG! Are you serious!?
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The Mighty Gullible JJ!!! ^