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I wish I saw this when Canada Day was approaching.

I got a good laugh from this video, and hopefully you will to. I also hope some of you have a good sence of humor. You know who you are.

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I found this on YouTube and thought I would share the channel I was watching. Follow this link for some funny shit.

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I went to my web cam page to see how the rising waters were doing and to see if it’s flooding as bad as I thought it would be. Well Unfortunately the cams were down for maintenance and I couldn’t see. That’s when I noticed that my web cam image was completely black. WTF?

I went into the camera settings as I thought it was something that was turned off or something, but no matter what I did, the image wouldn’t come back.

I believe that this old Logitech Webcam Pro 3000 that I believe is over 6 or 7 years old has finally kicked the bucket. There’s never going to be another image captured by it ever again….. ever.

To top it off, just as I went to put it aside to take a last time photo of it before it went into the trash, it’s head popped open. Just like one of the droids in Star Wars did when Luke and his Father were buying used droids from the Ewoks. *BOING!*

Funny huh? I sorta thought so, but not so much when I realized that I’m out a web cam now. Just so you all know, my Birthday is coming up in August, so if you’re all wondering what to get me….. hint….hint….nudge…..nudge.

Another thing that happened earlier today was I was about to go do some laundry but I only have one Loonie and one Toonie (That’s a Canadian Dollar Coin and a Two Dollar Coin for those who don’t understand the Canadian Currency Lingo).

So I went to the Pop Machine and put the Toonie in there in hopes that when I hit the return button it would shit out two Loonies. It didn’t do anything so I was fucked into buying a $2.00 591ml bottle of Pepsi when just an hour before I just bough a 2L for 99¢.

So now I have to take 4 frigging quarters to the store next door and ask them to trade four quarters for one Loonie. They better not give me attitude…

Now they say things happen in threes, so…. I’m waiting. But before it happens, I would just like to say………………

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I think that this guy is just a little pissed off. Ya’ Think?

Dear Mr. Minister,I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a T.V. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Canadian Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ’s sake, do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date is on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I’ve filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver’s license, on the last eight goddamn passports I’ve had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done around election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name is Maryanne, my father’s name is Robert and I’d be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!

SH*T!

I apologize, Mr. Minister. I’m really pissed off this morning. Between you and me, I’ve had enough of this bullsh*t! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my f*ckin’ address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal a$$holes workin’ there!

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don’t want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for sh*t sakes. I just want to go and park my a$$ on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh*t whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, ’cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another f*ckin’ copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60!!!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?

Nooooo, that’d be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You’d rather have us running all over the f*ckin’ place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some a$$hole to confirm that it’s really me on the god*amn picture - you know, the one where we’re not allowed to smile?!

(F*ckin’ morons)

Hey, you know why we can’t smile? We’re totally pissed off!

Signed - An Irate F_cking Canadian Citizen.

P.S.
Remember what I said about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it’s me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang.

I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.

However, I have to get someone ‘important’ to verify who I am… you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST F_CKING CHINA!!!

Hamilton , Ontario Canada

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A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.

The big, burly Yank says, “That’s a karate chop from Korea.”

Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.

The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. “That’s a judo chop from Japan “, he says.

The little Newfie decides he’s had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold.

The Newfie says to the bartender, “When he wakes up, eh!, tell him that was a fuckin’ hockey stick from Canadian Tire.”

Here’s to hoping my American friends have a sence of humor.