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Fancy Restaurant Story

Thursday Oct 9, 2008

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! ‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’

‘No’, she replies. ..

Wait for it. . .

It’s coming. . .

The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?

She says, ‘You just happened to catch my eye.’

(Oh shut up, and just laugh!)



Retirement Plans Compared

Wednesday Oct 8, 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.



Twitter is down again, Mein Führer

Sunday Oct 5, 2008

I’ve been using Twitter a lot lately, and when I saw this, I nearly busted a gut!

Clicking on the Full Screen Icon will make it easier to read BTW.



Ninja Cat Video

Wednesday Oct 1, 2008

This is good. The stealth display of this cat is hilarious!


Ninja Cat @ Yahoo! Video


What Can I Do In 30 Seconds?

Saturday Sep 27, 2008

Inspired by Other Mac’s Comment. I Though, ‘HEY! GEAT POST IDEA!!!!”

So I thought it would be funny to see what you people could say at the expence of my dignity.

30seconds?? That's All I Have??

I’ll start it all off by getting the biggest elephant out of the room….

  1. Masturbate
  2. Have sex with lady
  3. ……..


It’s Time For……

Saturday Sep 27, 2008

Sticky Brain Music!

I thoght this should be pulled from the vault as my Nephew got it stuck in my head again. Sorry…. NOT! :P



Another Test For You Smart Asses

Thursday Sep 25, 2008

THIS IS INCREDIBLE…. Read all the Numbers… Slowly and in Order!!
Be Careful not to MISS ANY

I just love these quizes. Don’t you?



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