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I had a rough night last night.

I went to bed at an early 8pm Thursday night only to be awaken by some excruciating pain at 11pm. It was like I was in labor every few minutes. The pain had me in the fetal position and whimpering like a wounded animal.

I ended up going into the bathroom and sitting on the can but all that happened was repeated bouts of gut wrenching pain. The cramps were unbearable at times but nothing would go.

Normally when a person gets cramps, they go take a crap, but this wasn’t happening for me. Just the pain and the sounds of stomach squirting went on inside.

After the 3rd hour of this, I was starting to get worried that I was going to be in a position that I would not be able to go into work. I really didn’t want to miss the day, because I didn’t want to be sick just weeks into the new job. So I just kept making the trips to the toilet in hopes something would end up going through and all this cramping would end.

It didn’t happen till about 2am. The squirt factory opened! That’s when I REALLY started to feel bad. The painful cramps persisted and they were accompanied by gushes of jet shit.

So essentially the water broke. The contractions were still going and the squirts went on also.

Finally around 2:30am, things felt better and I managed to go back to sleep. Only to be awaken again at 4am. I was really at the point of desperation. I wanted it to end. I didn’t want to miss the days work either, so I stayed up and waited it out.

It was time to get ready for work. Stomach in pain and having the sick feeling, plus the bouts of some really fast Jet Shit. I looked in the mirror and saw something that was really weird.

It looked like I went through some Botox Sessions while I was in labor or asleep.

My allergies (I think) made my eye lids puff up. I had Asian Eyes or Eskimo Eyes!

I don’t know what the hell was going on but the inside part of my eyes, near the bridge of my nose were puffing up like crazy. There wasn’t any itching though, which is strange when you think about allergies. Was it related to the cramping???

I was concerned about the puffing of the eyes. I made a note to watch them in case they got worse. thankfully they didn’t.

I went to work and did my thing. Thankfully today was a SLOW day.

I drank some Ginger Ale to settle my stomach which actually worked a bit.

I am happy to say that at around 12PM, I gave birth. And I felt a lot better.

Good enough to celebrate with some nice cold Keiths!

I’ll also be editing video and making music tonight. All can be viewed on the cam pages.

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Head hurts a bit? Check!

Feel all groggy and sleepy? Check!

Feel like if the world exploded, it wouldn’t phaze me a bit? Check!

Yup. I’m hung over!

Time to take some of the medicine again.

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OK, so this is the day I have to do a lot of things.

First off, I have to go next door to the supermarket and beer store to puck up a few things and to get some beers for the days that I’m off, and possibly a kick start for when I get home after work and get ready for the staff party. OH, and HOLY SHIT it’s COLD outside!

Speaking of beers. While I was in the beer store buying my Keiths, there was this lady that walked up to one of the workers and said, “Yesterday I bought an 8-pack of beer and when I got home one of the bottles were broken and beer was all over the bottom of the box and the cap was still on. What do I do? Can I get a replacement bottle?”

I’m thinking, “Yeaaah, riiiiight. That’s really believable.”

Unfortunately for her the store worker asked her for the empty bottle, and surprising to both the worker and myself, she didn’t have it. How unfortunate.

So anyway, I got my beer and it’s in the fridge keeping cold. I have a stash of stomach meds to take before heading out to the party, so no fire ends up shooting up my throat ending my night of fun. I have my camera all charged up, my duds laid out for the quick change when I get home from work. The cats are fed.

Just an hour to go before I start work and slave away for just 5 1/2 hours till 10pm. Jeepers, I just realized the amount of cash I’ll be spending on cab fair going to work and back and to the party. Damn! Good thing there a cab service provided by the boss for the ride home. I had better get some good blackmail pictures and video dammit!

There are going to be some nice prizes there too. A trip all exclusive trip and cruise, to the Caribbean, I think it was, and (this is off the top of my head) $1,500 cash I think it was what I read on the memo. I’ll have to re-verify that when I go into work.

UPDATE: The prizes are actually an all inclusive trip for two to Mexico, and  a Caribbean Cruise for two or cash of $1,500.

Speaking of work, I had better get a bite to eat and get my ass ready for hell work.

UPDATE: I got off a few hours early because it was very slow. So I guess I’ll have a head start.

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