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Ok, I don’t wanna be a stick in the mud, so here goes. This was sent to me by Mel
Five things I plan to do before I die:

1. Win the lotto
2. Get a Girlfriend
3. Own my own home
4. Get Laid
5. Tell all former and present employers to go Fu#! themselves

Five things I can do:

1. Play a variety of musical instruments, write and compose music
2. Sing (Kareoke too)
3. Complain (A lot)
4. Fly a glider
5. Oil Paint

Five things I can’t do:

1. Speak French
2. Drink Rum
3. Enjoy my current job
4. Get a Girlfriend
5. Manage My Time

Five things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1. Breasts
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Outgoing attitude
5. Laugh at my jokes and NOT me

Five things I say a lot:

1. Frack
2. Huh?
3. A’ight
4. Wa-da-ya-doin
5. Same Sh*t, Different Pile

And here’s where I deliberately introduce a viral mutation in this “meme”—when you post your “Five Things” take the top name/link off the list of five below and add your blogname/link at the bottom spot.

1. Flight Pundit
2. Cathouse Chat
3. Third World County
4. The English Guy
5. MacBros’ Place

So as Mel said, tag five, who to send this on to… Ok Corey, Stupid Evil Basterd , Kirk, Wil, and Diane.

Oh why do I do these things to myself. When I get these as e-mail I usually delete them. But like I already said, I don’t wanna be a stick in the mud.