MacBros' Place

TGIFF!!!

So I go to the beer store and I see that Keiths has a contest that’ll give you the chance to win stuff! You can win a SUV, Trip, TV, Hats, HMV Gift Cards, Roots Coupons, and more! Just as long as you buy a 2/4. Well I’ll probably need to get another case tomorrow (to drink with DL), so why not get a 2/4 and save myself a trip?

Well I get my flat and take my first beer and peel the label. Nope not a winner. But the thing that gets me next is the smell of feet, dirty socks, or something that died. I absolutely know it’s not the beer, so I remove my socks and throw them into the hamper. *sniff* *sniff* ewww! What the hell is that smell? So I change into my dirt bag wear, still the smell is there.

I continue to smell my pits, but no, they smell like roses

Then I take another drink from my beer.. Haaaak! There! The smell! It’s the freggin glue they used to hold the label on with. Or is it glue? Maybe they have a bunch of homeless wineowes spitting and licking the labels to the bottle. I havent won anything yet, I’ll wait till I finish a beer before I peel off the label. CHEERS!