THE CANADIAN WAY

Thursday, January 10, 2008 18:23 | 144 views
Posted in category Funny

A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.

The big, burly Yank says, “That’s a karate chop from Korea.”

Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.



The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. “That’s a judo chop from Japan “, he says.

The little Newfie decides he’s had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold.

The Newfie says to the bartender, “When he wakes up, eh!, tell him that was a fuckin’ hockey stick from Canadian Tire.”

Here’s to hoping my American friends have a sence of humor. :p

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6 Responses to “THE CANADIAN WAY”

  1. teeni teeni says:

    January 10th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    I don’t know why but I liked that one. But why? oh why?!!:think:

  2. DragonLady DragonLady says:

    January 11th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    I don’t get it.

    :-P

  3. MacBros MacBros says:

    January 11th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    You know what they say about us Canadians and Hockey and Canadian Tire don’t you.

    Ahhh, you not serious and yo got me. I guess I need to get up earlier guh? :coffee:

  4. Butch Butch says:

    January 11th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    :d

  5. George George says:

    January 22nd, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    I don’t get it too.

  6. MacBros MacBros says:

    January 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Don’t worry George, it’s a Canadian stereotype.

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