The Hypnotist
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 21:46 | 137 viewsIt was entertainment night at the Seniors Center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance,I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.” The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations.” He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch, watch, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…”
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying, swaying swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
“SHIT!” said the Hypnotist…
It took three days to clean up the senior’s center.
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January 11th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
ROTFL! You had me there, that was good!
January 11th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
January 11th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Way too hilarious!
January 11th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
You thought you had a bad job Corey… Wanna clean up shit?
January 12th, 2006 at 12:47 am
Actually, I’ve done that too. Just not human!
January 14th, 2006 at 1:46 am
LMAO That’s a good one!