The RCMP Officer (Joke)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 12:44 | 122 views

Posted in category Funny

A Mountie stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The “Motorist” instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an “AH” in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the “Violator” for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the “AH” and demands to know what it stands for.

The Mountie says, “That’s so when we go to court, I’ll remember that you’re an Asshole!“

Two months later they’re in court. The “Violator” has such a bad driving record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defence attorney asks; “Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?“

Officer responds, “Yes sir, that is the defendants copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top.“

Lawyer: “Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don’t normally make?“
Officer: “Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an “AH,” underlined.“
Lawyer: “What does the “AH” stand for, officer?“
Officer: “Aggressive and Hostile Sir.“

Lawyer: “Aggressive and Hostile?“
Officer: “Yes Sir?“

Lawyer: “Officer, Are you sure it doesn’t stand for Asshole?“
Officer: “Well Sir, You know your client better than I do!“

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2 Responses to “The RCMP Officer (Joke)”

MrCorey says:

June 4th, 2009 at 1:33 am

That made my day. Not being able to say that earlier, due to your piece of shit host, didn’t even ruin it.

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macbros says:

June 4th, 2009 at 2:23 am

@MrCorey – Yea. Sorry about that. There was a technical issue and when I submitted a ticket, they blamed it on me and my plug ins. Even though I’ve not added or removed any plug ins since it was running perfectly fine. Typical.

But to the defense of the fella that owns the service, it’s the empty helmets he has working that are the problem. Some do a good job, thus there are a few that I have became familiar with names (fake names) that I don’t like to see answering my tickets.

They said they could post a comment with no problem…. Ever since they FUBAR’d their live chat and had tech support to tickets. It’s gone to shit. If the live chat could have tried when it was fubar, then they could have experienced the fucked up state, but Nooooo! By the time they get the ticket it’s gone, or it takes several hours, or even days to get it resolved. Lucky in this case it fixed itself.

All is fine, but till I get a fat wallet, I’ll have to stay here.

At least you got here and commented after all.