Veggie fart
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 0:01
Veggie fart
Veggie Fart
Vegetarians are known for tooting their own horn: for their compassion toward all living things, for being environmentally conscious, and so on.
When it comes to all things gastrointestinal, however, they have ample reason.
They have lower rates of constipation, hemorrhoids, diverticulosis, and colon cancer.
Ahh, but flatulence is another story
Herbivores are gas-producing machines, blowing away their meat eating compatriots, albeit in a quiet, more gentle manner.
LOL, them fart machines.
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Edna says:
February 10th, 2010 at 8:46 am
Ha, ha, ha….so true. As a vegetarian I can tell you the above is true. The healthier one eats the more flatulence.
Oh, and for the constipation: once a day keeps the doctor away; once, twice, three times a lady…lol. Veggies will keep a spring in your step…lol.
DragonLady says:
February 10th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
LOL! I once was banned from eating beans.
macbros says:
February 10th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Banned? Wow! Must have been really bad! LOL :fart2:
teeni says:
February 10th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
I have only one thing to say about this: “Pffffffffft!” And I’m not telling ya which end I spoke out of, neither!
.-= teeni´s last blog ..Lotsa Stuff =-.
macbros says:
February 10th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
@teeni: LOL! Good one!