DragonLady
teeni
JJ
ChrisTheFeral
Larry
Wedding Night
Posted by macbros | Under Funny | - 261 Peepers read this post. Wednesday Aug 20, 2008| Visits:0 | Hot: | * | * | * | * | * |
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mum replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mum replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mum says, “No.”
He asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mum replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
So I guess the real question is “Why did little Johnny have the Vaseline?”
Oh, that was a good one! And I had to laugh at Mike’s comment also. Heehee.
@Mike Goad - To stop the modeling glue from sticking to his fingers maybe?
@teeni - Happy to make you laugh.
KINKY!!!
i dont get it
@ChrisTheFeral - Still your favorite word of teh day I see, LOL
@Uhh Yeah - Just wait a bit. It’ll come to you sooner or later.
no i get what was going on… i just dont get why its a joke.
apparently you’ve never had your nether regions glued to another person.
Don’t you remember the shagging shack behind Chets Store? Didn’t it happen wit you and Joy?
ROFL!!!!!
Shagging shack behind Chet’s store? nope don’t know the place.