Wedding Night
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 6:12 | 155 views
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mum replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mum replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mum says, “No.”
He asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mum replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
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August 20th, 2008 at 10:14 am
So I guess the real question is “Why did little Johnny have the Vaseline?”
August 20th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Oh, that was a good one! And I had to laugh at Mike’s comment also. Heehee.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
@Mike Goad – To stop the modeling glue from sticking to his fingers maybe?
@teeni – Happy to make you laugh.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:52 am
KINKY!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
i dont get it
August 21st, 2008 at 7:30 pm
@ChrisTheFeral – Still your favorite word of teh day I see, LOL
August 21st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
@Uhh Yeah – Just wait a bit. It’ll come to you sooner or later.
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
no i get what was going on… i just dont get why its a joke.
apparently you’ve never had your nether regions glued to another person.
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Don’t you remember the shagging shack behind Chets Store? Didn’t it happen wit you and Joy?
August 24th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
ROFL!!!!!
August 24th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Shagging shack behind Chet’s store? nope don’t know the place.