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Wedding Night

Wednesday Aug 20, 2008

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Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, “No”.

Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mum replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

She replies, “No.”



Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mum replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

His mum says, “No.”

He asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His Mum replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?”

He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”

12 Comments »

So I guess the real question is “Why did little Johnny have the Vaseline?”

August 20th, 2008 | 10:14 am

Oh, that was a good one! And I had to laugh at Mike’s comment also. Heehee.

August 20th, 2008 | 1:25 pm

@Mike Goad - To stop the modeling glue from sticking to his fingers maybe? :think:

@teeni - Happy to make you laugh. :D

August 20th, 2008 | 7:20 pm

KINKY!!!

August 21st, 2008 | 6:52 am
Uhh Yeah Uhh Yeah:

i dont get it

August 21st, 2008 | 2:32 pm

@ChrisTheFeral - Still your favorite word of teh day I see, LOL :D

August 21st, 2008 | 7:30 pm

@Uhh Yeah - Just wait a bit. It’ll come to you sooner or later.

August 21st, 2008 | 7:31 pm
August 23rd, 2008 | 2:31 pm
Uhh Yeah Uhh Yeah:

no i get what was going on… i just dont get why its a joke.
apparently you’ve never had your nether regions glued to another person.

August 23rd, 2008 | 5:12 pm
Alpine04 Alpine04:

Don’t you remember the shagging shack behind Chets Store? Didn’t it happen wit you and Joy?

August 23rd, 2008 | 6:54 pm

ROFL!!!!! =))

August 24th, 2008 | 6:28 pm
Uhh Yeah Uhh Yeah:

Shagging shack behind Chet’s store? nope don’t know the place.

August 24th, 2008 | 8:44 pm
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