Well…Shit.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 19:28 | 126 views
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it’s shit … that’s right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can’t tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.? There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.?
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don’t give a shit!
Well, Shit, it’s time for me to go.? Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.? But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head………..Well, Shit Happens!!!
Linkd to: The Churning
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April 26th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Shit yeah!
April 26th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
April 26th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
What? No comment from Jordan yet?
April 27th, 2006 at 12:38 am
Oh I suspect that’ll be the first thing hew does in the morning SkyE.
Speaking of wich, I’ve gott o go to sleep b4 it is morning.
April 27th, 2006 at 1:34 am
Stay up, ya big baby!
April 27th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
You should trackback to JJ’s latest shit post with this. LOL
April 27th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
Good Idea Diane! \
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April 28th, 2006 at 1:14 am
Trackbacks rule!
April 28th, 2006 at 9:46 am
Ok, ok, ok. Calm down there boy! Do be gettin’ all excited on me JJ!
(Eeewwww.)