When Girls Drink……….
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 19:32 | 89 viewsSent to me in an e-mail-just wish they used BCC instead of adding me in the To: field along with the rest of their address book!!!
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH…………
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING “WOO-HOO!” IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5.WE START CRYING AND! TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY’S BECAUSE “OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!”
7. WE’VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE’VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD ATIT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID’S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT’S THEIR FAULT THAT WE’RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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April 26th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
“3. WE’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.”
Ok, that has absolutely NOTHING to do with alcohol. I *CAN* kick someone’s ass.
All that other shit, well, maybe *some* girls are like that, but *I* have never been that girly. Not that my best friend hasn’t had to hold my hair for my while I puked…repeatedly. And that was the night that vodka became my enemy. :-&
April 26th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
Those are a few things I’ve observed at clubs. Not just one lady, but several.
April 26th, 2006 at 11:56 pm
What do you mean nothing exciting ever happens on your live cam? What about THIS??
April 27th, 2006 at 12:40 am
It was chilly while watching TV, and I was to lazy to turn on the heat. Buddy is being , well, … buddy.
April 27th, 2006 at 1:38 am
That’s adorable, ain’t it? You should see the pull I took a while back. But, its not for the public. I’m sure that John’s deleted his copy…
April 27th, 2006 at 5:46 am
BINGO! on a few of them, anyway.
April 27th, 2006 at 9:47 am
What are you trying to do Corey. Get SkyE thinking bad things again?
I don’t know what he’s talking about SkyE
LOL@Mel-Nice of ya to drop in.
April 27th, 2006 at 10:32 am
Ah, I see that “lady” must be the key.
April 27th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
“3. WE’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.â€
Such a shame it’s always the cop’s ass I decide to kick-
PS- Right clicking to copy and paste is an excellent reason to right click on this site.
April 27th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
CTRL-C = Copy and CTRL-V = Paste Diane.