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You know it's Monday when you start off the day with so many great things happening so bright and early in the morning!

I woke up to my Cat Buddy puking up a hair ball at 4am in the morning, that was a nice thing to clean up.  They must call it a hair ball just so you don't think it's puke while you clean it up, because it's nothing like a fluffy ball of hair. After all that fun stuff I went back to bed, but I must have been so anxious to get up for work, I started to get cramps in my guts, so I couldn't sleep anymore cause' all I did was toss and turn trying to get in a comfy position but the anxiety of having to get some sleep instead of getting up for work was just too great.

So I get up out of bed and set up the coffee maker and proceed with my regular morning duties. I empty the cat litter, and end up plugging the toilet because the cat's pee clumps were just a bit too big. I know you're not supposed to put the litter in the toilet, but I usually have a strategy to keep it from clogging.

After I managed to get the toilet working and all washed up and showered, I went to the kitchen to get my much needed coffee. I add my sugar to my coffee cup, then the coffee cream, and proceed to pour the coffee into my  cup. Hmmmm…. the pot is empty… Hmmm, the light is on…….Hmmmmm, there's water in the reservoir….Hmmmmmm there's coffee in the filter….  WTF!!!???

MY COFFEE MAKER IS BUSTED!!!!

Damn! This Monday is turning into a super duper day!

So I ended up boiling some water and after ripping the filter part from the machine, I poured the hot water through the, now broken filter, and manually made my perk coffee.

That brings me to the point of looking at the frying pan to cook some breakfast, but remember my guts hurting? I have no appetite. My stomach is still bugging me and eating is something that I don't think I can do at the moment. 

Then I listen to some news and hear about how some freggen' towel head blew himself up in a group of Soldiers giving candy to children over in Afghanistan.

I love the times we live in, and I love Mondays. 

UPDATE: Got halfway to work and had to do an about face and come back home. My the stomach pain is too much to handle.

When I went to call work, I get a message on my cell phone saying it's been shut off. GREAT!!!!!!!! I'm behind $94 and they shut the freggen thing off. I've had service with them for ages now and I'm 1 freggen' month past due, and it's not even a full months worth either! They shut my cell phone off!!!

Well I'm just going to have to get rid of some of their services then. So I'll end up going from a $230/month customer to a basic customer of  just $90/month.

 God, I just can't seem to get a break! Remember Last weeks FNFO?

I don't know what I've done to deserve all this terrible luck lately, but I've had just about enough and wish some good Mojo would come my way.

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