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To Sit Or Stand During The Cleanup?
A study found that most people in North America wipe while sitting, some claiming that sitting allows for better separation of the cheeks.
WTF? Better separation?
I figure that I’m already sitting down, may as well stay sitting till I’m done. Also, the longer the toilet is covered with my ass, the longer the stink stays trapped in the toilet!
May the luck of the Irish find you and may all those green beer not get the better of you in the morning.
May the luck bring you winnings, lots of money, and all that stuff.
I hope you all have a blast spending time with friends and family.
Today, Saint Patrick’s Day is widely celebrated in America by Irish and non-Irish alike. Many people, regardless of ethnic background, wear green-colored clothing and items. Traditionally, those who are caught not wearing green are pinched affectionately.
Seattle and other cities paint the traffic stripe of their parade routes green. Chicago dyes its river green and has done so since 1962 when sewer workers used green dye to check for sewer discharges and had the idea to turn the river green for Saint Patrick’s Day. Originally 100 pounds of vegetable dye was used to turn the river green for a whole week but now only forty pounds of dye is used and the color only lasts for several hours. Indianapolis also dyes its main canal green. Savannah dyes its downtown city fountains green. Missouri University of Science and Technology – St Pat’s Board Alumni paint 12 city blocks kelly green with mops before the annual parade. In Jamestown, New York, the Chadakoin River (a small tributary that connects Conewango Creek with its source at Chautauqua Lake) is dyed green each year. In the Northeastern United States, peas are traditionally planted on Saint Patrick’s Day.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day Everyone!
Green Goblin
The Green Goblin, though thankfully rare, is an explosion of foul-smelling diarrhea that is characterized by its viridian hue.
Although various foods can lend normal shit a greenish tint, this bowel movement’s deep-set, blackish-green appearance makes it seem as you are viewing it through night-vision goggles. Also distinguishing this shit from more benign green shit is its liquid form and associated symptoms of fever and abdominal pain.
More often than not, this shit shows up following a course of antibiotics for a tooth abscess or sinus infection.
Seems a fitting topic seeing as it is St. Patrick’s Day!
This is the scene at a WalMart McDonald’s. Both funny and disgusting at the same time.
This fat guy screaming for chicken and swearing like a crazed maniac! Look at all the little kids around him in the restaurant. He almost steps on one of the little boys!
They should have tackled this fat ass monstrosity and forked lifted it out of the building.
The last place that lard ball needs to be is in a McDonald’s in the first place. Maybe a Subway sandwich that’s a low fat sandwich.
This guy needs to do the public a favor and drive off a cliff. Or at least roll down one anyway.
This is just my opinion, and you’re entitled to it.
Wow! I think he’s Fat! Don’t you think he’s Fat?
Rotten Poo
The stench from the most atrocious and unbearable Rotten Shit can overwhelm you. Even a quick-response courtesy flush, survival instincts force you to speed up the defecating process in order to exit the bathroom as quickly as humanly possible.
A Rotten Shits odor is so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next several hours is effected. There really is no way to prepare for a shit like this. However, when it happens, a quick execution of the stooling session is a must
I’ve walked into a few of those in my lifetime. Sometimes I would have to actually turn around and go to another bathroom.
The bathroom at that hell hole that i used to work at had no exhaust fans and every morning that bathroom smelled like somebody died in there. Luckily there was another public washroom in the Mall.
I hope this video puts a smile on your face.
I know I sure did smile. I think my eyes actually popped out of my head there for awhile there too.
I’m gonna’ play that a few more times now.
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It is a sequel to the 1982 film ‘Tron’ Oh I can almost remember it as if it were just yesterday. The days of arcades and flashy schemes to get the arcade games popular. Everything was all about arcade gaming back then. There were a lot of movies that were based around arcade games and Tron was the first, to my knowledge, to actually take you int o the world inside an arcade game.
Jeff Bridges reprises his role as Kevin Flynn, and Bruce Boxleitner his roles as Alan Bradley and Tron, while Garrett Hedlund portrays Flynn’s now-adult son, Sam.
Sam Flynn (Garrett Hedlund), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges), looks into his father’s disappearance and finds himself pulled into the same world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin’s loyal confidante (Olivia Wilde), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.
Unfortunately we’ll have to sit tight and wait till mid December to see the movie. But hopefully the wait will be worth it. Keep your eyes peeled for Tron Legacy, or Tron 2.0, or TR2N. I guess those are working titles.
Does anybody remember the first Tron movie? What did you think of it? Do you think that with all the latest technology in CGI and special effects this darker version will be as good or better than the first one?
The trailer seems to be pretty awesome, but that’s just my opinion and you’re entitled to it.
