Camouflage crap looks like a mosaic of excrement from different sources and different meals. While it is all one unite of crap, it resembles a conglomerate rock, with many different pieces of crap forced together by the impact of time and pressure.
Due to their camouflage coloring, these craps have historically been difficult to identify in the wilderness.
Thankfully, the present day practice of using toilets affords us a pristine white backdrop against which we can carefully examine these craps.
While the size of this type of turd varies, the texture is usually bumpy and the appearance unmistakable.
OH, come on! You were curious enough to read through the whole thing. So you can say you learned something today.
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Monday Feb 8, 2010
A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. ‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds..’
When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
‘Why, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’
The Newfie nodded…’I'll tell you though, Lord thunderin’ Jesus, I t’aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.’
There has been an explosion of colon cleansing kits on the market in the last few years, each touting its ability to rid the body of toxins in a rapid fashion.
The truth is there is no medical (or logical) reason to perform this ghastly purge — the body eliminates unnecessary waste on it’s very own every day. In fact, some preparations can cause massive fluid and electrolyte shifts that can harm the heart and kidneys.
Wow! I knew that there was a colon cleansing procedure, but home kits? Really now, c’mon! Who would willingly do this to themselves on purpose?
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Saturday Feb 6, 2010
Free Pizza Coupon!
The contest is still running and there are very few participants. So few that they are automatically winners and I may actually have to do a special draw to see who gets the extra Free Pizza Coupons!
All you have to do is post a comment in either the original Contest Post I wrote, or you can post a comment here letting me know that you are interested in entering the contest. Please use your real e-mail address or something that I can contact you with to get mailing instructions.
The rules are simple. If you are able to actually buy Tony’s Pizza, then by all means post that comment right away! Because you only have just one week left.
The catch is simple. Just drop a comment saying how yummy or disgusting it was. You can even use the contact form to let me know privately if you want.
I have 9 Free Pizzas to give away here folks! And I only have 3 contestants so far so each will end up getting 3 Free Pizzas if there aren’t any more takers.
Hurry! Quick! You have only until Next Friday Night EST! Friday February 12th 2010!
FYI: The e-mail is ONLY for mailing info, not spamming or reselling. Just want to put that out there in case people are thinking I’m trying to scam them. This is a harmless contest. I just don’t want to throw away the Free Pizza Coupons, that’s all.
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Saturday Feb 6, 2010
Presidential Polyps
Presidential Polyps
February 6 is the birthday of Ronald Regan (1911-2004), the fortieth president of the United States.
President Regan had a long and complicated gastrointestinal history that included a diagnosis of colon cancer.
Having had a longstanding history of polyps, Mr. Regan underwent frequent colonoscopic examinations, which in 1985 revealed an early-stage colon cancer.
He underwent surgery the day after diagnosis (so he wouldn’t have to clean out his colon again) and transferred presidential power to Vice President George Bush for approximately 8 hours.
These are created by the fermentation of undigested foods such as bean skins and vegetable fiber. The hydrogen sulfide and other compounds (mercaptan, butyric acid and carbonyl sulfide) make the released gases smell bad. Humans actually expel little methane compared to ruminants such as cows and sheep.
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Thursday Feb 4, 2010
It’s been a long time since I’ve posted a rant about work hasn’t it?
Well you know I just can’t let that go for to long now can I? LOL
This is not really a rant, but a story about some jack ass who has nothing better to do than call a call center and verbally abuse and verbally assault the people working there.
It started yesterday, when this jackass called in with an off the wall story that made absolutely no sense at all.
The way I see it is that he didn’t think his story through very well and maybe he didn’t realize that we can track all calls he makes and that we all actually have brains that work. (OH NO! I’ve said to much!)
Well. Without getting into details. We basically shot his bullshit story out of the water and may have made him look like a complete idiot in front of his friends because it didn’t go well with him at all.
If that wasn’t enough, he thought he could give it another shot after he was hung up on by the agent because he started getting verbally abusive, and tried to call another representative to try and get what he wanted. Which was money for nothing.
This jackass probably doesn’t realize that after he was hung up on, there were notes placed on the account about his verbal abuse and how he wasn’t able to get his money for nothing.
When he was shot down yet again, he then got verbal with the next agent.
Well. Didn’t he try 28 more time over the next four hours that night. And 28 more times he got denied.
He had a supervisor call him to talk about his issues and he even got verbal with them, which resulted in the call being terminated.
You have to envy a person who has that much time on their hands and to have such determination, but in this jackass’s case it was utter stupidity.
He thought he could just call in and bully somebody until he got what he wanted. But what he did get was an e-mail sent to the company’s directors to have his account deactivated.
Today he called about 7 or 8 more calls in within about an hour or two, but then they stopped. So I think if we check his account tomorrow it probably wont be there.
So being the top caller in this case is a very bad thing. People who constantly call in with complaints and excuses trying to get free credits or abuse the staff end up with the company giving them the boot. I’m sure they don’t mind one less abusive customer. I suppose they figure it’s worth the loss in revenue of one customer rather than losing several agents that quit because the company would rather let a customer verbally assault them than look after the employees.
This is a prime example that the phrase, “The customer is always right.” is a pile of bullshit and is a death sentence to any company that follows that saying.
I got this asshole in a call today too by the way. And I have to say that I’m ashamed to be the same species as this piece of shit, because if this is how we’re evolving then the human race is doomed.
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